Average Joe’s Survival Paradise – SMP Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	4578	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Torkelcraft
Theme	Building bases/ fortresses or whole kingdoms
Age Requirement	18+
Discord	Join Discord
IP	Torkelcraft.serv.nu

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with my friends?	Yes, you can join individually or as a group with your friends.
Is there a specific theme or goal on the server?	The theme is building bases, fortresses, or whole kingdoms in small groups or individually.
What is the age requirement for joining?	You must be 18 years or older to join the server.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link.
What is the IP address for the Minecraft server?	The IP address for the server is Torkelcraft.serv.nu

BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

Joe’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Void Gems Collected:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and outshine those explosive dancers? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot, build battles where you can show off your creativity, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly Ender Dragons. And rumor has it, if you can tame one, you’ll become the ultimate ruler of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

CreeperCravings

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you still mourning the loss of that one discontinued food or product? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void in your heart! Join us and you’ll be able to relive the glory days of that beloved snack or gadget in pixelated form. Our server is so magical, it can even bring back discontinued items to life! Who needs real-life snacks when you can have them in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and indulge in some nostalgia while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

GWAMCraft: Humans OP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, humans are like, super good at GWAM (which stands for “Getting Wacky and Messy”). It’s like, the ultimate challenge, man. You gotta like, build the craziest, most outlandish structures ever seen in Minecraft.

And get this, there’s like, a secret underground society of llamas that you can join. They’re like, the coolest dudes ever. They’ll totally hook you up with all the best loot and stuff. Plus, they throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, man. You gotta like, dive deep and find it. It’s like, the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic, wacky, and totally bonkers time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas are super chill.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

Adventures, Brewery, Build Theme, clean, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fun, Janitors, Join, Lore, Mops, nation, Plugins, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, skill, smp, Sweeping, weapons, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
Are there any specific build themes?	No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

almost sister in law, declining an invite, family dynamics, Family Events, guest list restrictions, marriage status, Minecraft, not invited, partner’s cousins wedding, Relationship Status, Save the Date, Server, size restrictions, step in guest, unmarried partners, Upset, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGate

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	2741	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3683
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	6273

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	4807	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

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