Joelle Murray Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Towns Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	552	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5319
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8450
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	3098
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!