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CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Ores Mined:	6462
Emeralds Found:	6383	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	3045
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1732	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mines Excavated:	2710	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	116	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	150
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ores Mined:	2724	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1565	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1311	Votes:	7941
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!