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ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4308
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Crops Grown:	6195
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9421	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5159	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

NisaSMP

Community, Custom Builds, Economy, Events, Keys, Minecraft, NisaSMP, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheese, collide, Community, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Fast, Friendly, Land, MACARONI, Minecarts, music disk, pasta, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, Towns, trinkets, Wars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	9431	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

MultiversusCraft Server

beta game, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, cross-progression, final release, intellectual properties, Jack’s [INSERT MOVE HERE], live service, Multiversus General, MultiversusCraft, MVG, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, pve mode, rollback netcode, Server, Single player, UE5 engine, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

angry review, Confusing, creeper, criticism, Emperor Palpatine, Fast-paced, film, Force power, jedi, JJ Abrams, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, nostalgia critic, plot holes, Rey’s lineage, rise of skywalker, Sequel, skywalker, smp, Star Destroyers, Star Wars, Star Wars fans, the last jedi

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	408
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	2198	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5893	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!