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BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
New Chunks Explored:	963403	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1470
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mines Excavated:	3193	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8621

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

Bara, BaraCraft, desuarchive, Edition, filter, last thread, long tail tag, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool edition, Rentry, Server, shitpost, shitpost filter, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Potions Brewed:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8538
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5915	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!