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Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	57
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Votes:	6637	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	3534
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	4653	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7384
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	4791	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	1104	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	132

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

Pixel Purgatory

Breakup, Communication, Conflict, counseling, forgiveness, Honesty, Insecurities, MISTAKES, misunderstanding, moving on, partner, reconciliation, regret, ReIgnite, relationship, ruined, second chance, starting over, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Potions Brewed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	124

Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!