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Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	579	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	7

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Potions Brewed:	61
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mines Excavated:	2460	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!