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HateCraft Minecraft Server

ADMIN, Anime, APPEAL, banned, discord server, discussion, favorite anime, Hack, HateCraft, hentai, heroines, Hotaru, idiots, LAUGH, lewd joke, Minecraft, NNB fans, pedo, reddit, Server, soijak

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter and ridiculous shenanigans. We don’t take ourselves too seriously and we encourage all kinds of jokes and memes, no matter how lewd or inappropriate they may be.

Forget about boring rules and strict admins, on our server, anything goes! Want to discuss your favorite anime? We got you covered. Want to make jokes about characters with huge boobs? Go right ahead! We don’t judge, we just laugh.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join us in hacking into other servers and filling them with NNB hentai? It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, we’re all about having a good time and not taking things too seriously. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

NTRcraft SMP – Netorare Adventures

Adventures, Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Carmillanon, Cheat, cleaning, cucks, cumdumpsters, darknation, impregnate, love, Netorare, NTRcraft, Rimjob, smp, Succubus dating guide, Tease, tempted, waifu, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take cleaning to a whole new level with the Rimjob Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and the Wombs of the Gods archive – because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, here you can post your “loyal” waifu only to discover she’s not as loyal as you thought! Watch as your trust shatters and your waifu secretly hates you for being a cringy cuck. But don’t worry, the bulls are here to steal and impregnate your waifu while you watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!

As a bull, you get to tease cucks, steal their waifus, and make fun of them for being horny cumdumpsters. And for the waifus/avas out there, you can post and see if any bulls or cucks bite, ramble on about your love of big cocks, and contemplate cheating on your current partner. It’s a drama-filled adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So come join us on this insane journey through Minecraft, where cleaning takes on a whole new meaning. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy stories await you in the Rimjob Edition SMP!

FunkySmellCraft SMP

enjoyable funky smells, enjoyable scents, favorite funky smells, favorite smells, favorite unusual scents, funky scents, funky smell, FunkySmellCraft, intriguing aromas, intriguing funky aromas, odd fragrances, odd funky scents, pleasant funky odors, pleasant odd fragrances, pleasant odors, smp, unique funky fragrances, unique intriguing aromas, unique scents, unusual scents, weird funky odors, weird smells

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	4028	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only smell you’ll be sniffing is the sweet aroma of victory! Our server is so funky, even the creepers wear disco pants and breakdance before exploding. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to be crowned the Funkiest Player of them all. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and get ready to smell the fun!

CreeperDareGoneWild

#dare, Adrenaline Rush, bold decisions, challenge, crazy stunts, CreeperDareGoneWild, fear factor, heart-pounding experiences, impulsive actions, memorable dares, outrageous dares, peer influence, peer pressure, pushing boundaries, risky behavior, stepping out of comfort zone, testing limits, thrill-seeking, unexpected outcomes, unforgettable dares, unforgettable moments

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft dare? Join our server and prove your bravery by facing challenges that will make you question your sanity! From building a house on top of a floating lava pit to battling a horde of zombie chickens, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your survival skills). So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history!

KirbyCraft: No Rules, Just Blocks!

arms control, blocks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kirby, KirbyCraft, Military, military aid, political tensions, rules, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, spokesperson, Statement, U.S, Ukraine, VIOLATION, weapon use restrictions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, u won’t even believe the crazy shenanigans that go down in this place.

first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?

and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.

CraftyKidsMC

Agnostic parenting, Atheist parenting, belief systems, Better alternative, child development, CraftyKidsMC, critical thinking, Empathy building, Ethics, family dynamics, Humanist parenting, Moral values, new research, Non-religious upbringing, parenting, raising children, Secular parenting, Skeptical parenting, Spiritual beliefs, values education, Without religion

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can raise virtual children without religion. like, u can teach them to mine diamonds and build epic castles without worrying about all that religious stuff.

our research shows that kids raised without religion on our server are like, 69% more likely to become minecraft pros. they learn to work together, problem solve, and think creatively without any religious dogma holding them back.

join our server for a totally unique experience where u can be a virtual parent without all the guilt of forcing ur kids to believe in something they may not agree with. plus, our community is full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have u laughing for days.

so come on over and join us for a wild ride of virtual parenting and epic minecraft adventures. who needs religion when u have diamonds to mine and castles to build?

DSPeace

Boss Battles, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, custom mechanics, Economy, Events, Factions, game balance, Invasion, player interaction, Player Shops, Player Warps, playtime based economy, PvE, PvP, recipes, Sandbox, skilled players, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, world reset

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	170
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

TO JOIN ON BEDROCK ADD DSPeace ON MINECRAFT FRIENDLIST.

To address the biggest issue of Vanila servers. They get boring after two weeks or so lets all be honest it’s hard to constantly play the same world unless you really love it. Here comes the twist different invaders at the end of the month will invade your world and threaten it with deletion! If the server does not manage to defeat the boss at the end of each month the world will get reset. So be prepared for different Monarchs trying to end yours and open their own domains.

But this isn’t the only thing we have! From an optimized balanced Vanila experience to custom Mechanics to improve gameplay and ease for older people playing minecraft such as unlocking all recipes at the start etc.

The economy solely being based on playtime and players, player shops and player warps to help you truly live out a premium vanila friendly experience.

If you’re interested all of this write me a dm or leave a comment! Also do note if I message you the message will go into your requests first please check that as I have a really fast response that I am excited to release this project as much as you guys are to play it. Thanks for your interest and time!

vanilla.drgnshield.com

Aethro Minecraft Network

Aethro Minecraft Network., Backpacks, classic minecraft, Creative, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Economy, Fair Play, games, Keep Inventory, Land Claims, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Storage, Survival, survival server, Trains, Vanilla, vanilla server, Xbox players

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

mc.aethro.net

The Voxel SMP: Where we mine diamonds with a toothpick and ride pigs into battle!

1.21, Active players, battle, bring in new players, comfortable in vc, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Fast Leaf Decay, friendly players, introduction process, lack of activity, Mature Players, Multiplayer Sleep, new players, Paper Server, Pigs, proximity chat, Ride, Safe Environment, smp, Tight-Knit Community, toothpick, Voxel, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Whitelist-only paper server
Version	1.21
Datapacks	Multiplayer sleep, fast leaf decay

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for active, mature, and friendly players. Preferably 18+ and those comfortable in a voice chat.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: There is a short introduction process prior to being whitelisted. Join our Discord server for more information.

Q: Is there any proximity chat feature on the server?

A: Proximity chat may be incorporated later on. Stay tuned for updates.

Q: What is the goal of the server community?

A: We aim to create a safe and friendly environment for all players. Building a tight-knit community is our priority.

CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Community, convention, COSPLAY, cosplaycraft, costume, Creative, culture, dress up, Entertainment, enthusiasts, Events, Expression, fan base, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, hobby, Minecraft, Performance, Popular, role-play, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old flags that just sit there and do nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have flags that come to life and battle each other for supremacy! Join us and witness the epic flag battles that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Rambo. These fearless sheep will stop at nothing to protect their woolly kingdom from any intruders. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really cozy wool sweater)!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves)!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where flags fight, sheep rule, and dragons boogie down. It’s a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!