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BarJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Potions Brewed:	140	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

CraftyBorderPatrol

Accountability, America, arrest, border control, companies, corporate responsibility, CraftyBorderPatrol, criminal charges, Encourage, ethical business practices, Exploitation, government intervention., human trafficking, illegal activity, Illegal immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Justice, law enforcement, Owners, undocumented workers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

abortion, abortion access, Babes, blocky, Child wellbeing, Children’s outcomes, colombia, Denied abortion, Economic problems, Family Planning, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, Judges, Legal System, maternal health, pregnancy outcomes, reproductive rights, Saga, single mothers, Social Impact, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	3114	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!

HiveMC

Challenges, Community, Coordinate, Custom, diamonds, emeralds, Events, Factions, Graves, HiveMC, Items, Land Claim, newbie kit, Portals, PvP, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trade, villager trades

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	hivemc.top:25565
Bedrock IP	hivemc.top:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh

Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.

Features:

Random TP portals at /spawn
Trade command: /trade
Custom Villager trades at spawn
Newbie kit
Land claim using fences and signs
Graves feature to store loot after death

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.

4. How do I claim land on the server?

To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.

5. What happens to my items after I die?

Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.

Cyber Artistic Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server where you can sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and battle other players for ultimate dominance! Set sail with your crew and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. ARRR you ready for this adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Explore mysterious islands, dig for buried booty, and unleash your inner pirate captain. With mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the seven seas. Plus, with online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai, you can customize your pirate flag and show off your swashbuckling style.

Still not convinced? Check out our FAQ for tips and tricks on how to become the most feared pirate on the server. And don’t forget to visit our related boards like /aco/sdg and /g/sdg for even more resources and inspiration.

So what are you waiting for, matey? Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! Just remember, dead men tell no tales, but they sure do have a lot of fun on this server!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Communication Issues, defending oneself, false accusations, family conflict, family dynamics, female friendships, late period, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter conflict, mother-daughter relationship, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, self defense, Server, Single life, stress related, teenage emotions, teenage girl, teenage stress, Yelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	780532	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.

Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.

ScamBuster’s Escape

#youtube, advice, aunt, Awareness, catfish, concern, denial, disbelief, Escape, family, favorite author, intervention, love, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, scam, ScamBusters, scammer, skepticism, social media, Stubborn, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	6941
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	441	Zombie Dances:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now to experience the thrilling tale of Auntie Scam-a-Lot, who is convinced she’s chatting with her favorite author who needs someone to pay her bills while she writes her next bestseller.

Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

InsomniaCraft SMP

bedtime routine, cognitive behavioral therapy, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, meditation, mindfulness, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp, Stress Management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	3388	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	3246	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Bro, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your brain melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers. Our server is so lit, even insomniacs will be counting sheep in no time. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust me, you won’t be counting sheep, you’ll be counting diamonds! So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, and hello to endless fun on our totally not cursed Minecraft server. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Death by Creepers!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	125	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?

Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉

GazaGigglesCraft

Arab League, arab world, Conflict Resolution, displacement, ethnic cleansing, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaGigglesCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestinians, peace negotiations, political news, Refugee Crisis, regional politics, security council, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

lol, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the arab league but for gamers, we protect all our players from any evil plans to uproot them from their virtual homes. if u join, u will be part of the resistance against the evil forces trying to commit ‘ethnic cleansing’ in the game. plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against injustice in the minecraft world!