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The Heem Minecraft SMP – Containment Thread Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ores Mined:	8085
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden apples, and even a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a parkour course made entirely of lava, and a dance party every Saturday night at the village square!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life!

WeddingDramaCraft

Affair, blindsided, bombshell, Childhood, dad, different treatment, family secret, furious, huge secret, parentage, reaction, regret, Scene, shock, sister, split family, Understandable, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft, worst possible moment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bombshells dropped are TNT blocks! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward family gatherings and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

FriendshipFiasco Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, communication breakdown, Emotional healing, falling out, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipFiasco, hurt feelings, introspection, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, self-care, smp, support system, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, we were both on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And let me tell you, it was wild. We had epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground base where we kept all our stolen diamonds. But then, one day, my so-called best friend betrayed me. Can you believe it? He stole my enchanted diamond sword and tried to blame it on a creeper explosion. Like, seriously? So, I had no choice but to end our friendship and ban him from the server. And let me tell you, it was the best decision I ever made. Now, I rule the server with an iron fist and no one dares to mess with me. So, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and diamonds are stolen, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockShock: Breaking Bad News

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Have you ever had to tell someone that their pet rock ran away? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself asked for a VIP pass just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So, if you’re ready to break the news to your friends that you’ve found the most insane Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Sandwich Bananza: The Not-So-Boring Minecraft Server for Adults with 1.21+ and Voice Chat!

1.21.1, active members, Adults, age range, Armor stand arms, Bananza, basic rules, Chat, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, NotSoBoring, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 2 months old

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages

Q: Can new players join?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the provided discord link

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	4443
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so insane, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at. From flying pigs to talking villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a pack of wolves ready to protect you from any Endermen that come your way.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events that are crazier than a creeper riding a minecart. From building competitions to treasure hunts, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games – they’re so fun, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crypto King Minecraft SMP

70k USDT, altcoins, asset allocation, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, Financial Planning, Investment, investment strategy, King, long-term growth, market analysis, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, smart contracts, smp, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about what to buy with your diamonds again! Our server is so wild that you’ll be trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, flying pigs, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy economy anywhere else!

WalmartWarriorCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8275	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ores Mined:	6909	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	610	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8880

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!