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SoulSMP

Balanced, Builds, claim protections, Community, Connect, Cooperative, Cross-Play, Economy, Friendly, Jobs, Minecraft, Peaceful, Rank progression, Secure, Server, SoulSMP, stunning builds, Thrive, Trade, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Soul SMP is a peaceful, economy-driven Minecraft server where players can trade, build, and thrive in a friendly community. With balanced systems like claim protections, jobs, and rank progression, players enjoy a secure, cooperative space to grow their wealth, create stunning builds, and connect with others.

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Chokmah, Commissions, Dragon.., Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Kokona, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, TORTOISE, Tree of Sephiroth

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to explore the mystical Tree of Sephiroth, where you can embark on a special investigation that will blow your mind (and maybe even your blocky character’s mind too)!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out in a Grand Assault against Chesed with special armor? Or how about taking on Hieronymus in an Urban Torment with even more special armor? It’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the chance to team up with a Dragon and Tortoise for a better future? Or attend a Mansion Masquerade with the Essence of Beauty? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilariously fun way)!

I Don’t Look Down on Others Because I’m White, I Really Minecraft SMP

acceptance, discrimination, dont, equality, feminism, gender, Happiness, Identity, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, Privilege, Race, self worth, smp, social class, social status, Stereotypes, success, upbringing, wealth, White

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ores Mined:	9386
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just average and boring? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have rich parents that can afford to buy them all the diamonds they want! That’s right, forget about grinding for hours to find resources, just ask your mom to buy them for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only thing that matters is how much money your parents have. Who needs skill and hard work when you can just buy your way to the top? Plus, we have a special VIP area where only the wealthiest players can access, complete with golden blocks and diamond armor for everyone!

So why wait? Join our server now and show off your parents’ money like never before. Who knew being rich could be so fun in Minecraft?

StonedSkyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Stoned Skyblock, come chill and play Skyblock. Yanno while stoned. New server. Will be accepting staff applications, requirement of 18 years or older for staff. Have fun be kind be friendly and use common sense 🙂

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, banned, banner, Clans, classic, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, enter, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., Imagine, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Reset, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, wipe, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Magic Anime Goddesses Minecraft Server

3d world, Anime, astrology, Demons, Die, FANTASY, foid, Goddesses, just order, Liar, loving husbands, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, Possession, Powers, proper order, Responsible, Server, Supernatural, tarot cards, witch

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	482117	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only anime goddesses and demons have the power to use magic! If you see any player claiming to be a witch or using tarot cards, they’re either a liar or possessed by demons. But don’t worry, our server is here to restore order by eliminating these fake magic users!

Join us for epic battles against demonically possessed players and prove your worth as a true anime goddess or demon. Only the most responsible and loving husbands in the 3D world will be granted the powers of the goddesses, so make sure to show off your skills and earn their favor.

So why wait? Join our server now and help us rid the world of fake magic users and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where anime goddesses and demons reign supreme? Let the magic and mayhem begin!

Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

Wisteria SMP

charms, Custom Items, Economy, fight club, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, Major Events, Mini Games, Parkour, parkour course, PvP, Survival, Wisteria SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8542	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Wisteria SMP Join a Server that focuses on an Experience like no other! In Wisteria SMP, we focus on a grinding aspect that will keep players coming to and from spawn with various items to trade in for better ones. The Items that we have created, such as Charms and Lootboxes, create a great environment for players who want to explore and put in the work to Achieve their goals ***What we offer:*** – **Lootboxes ** – **Custom Items** – **Charms** – **Parkour Course** – **Fight Club** – **Major Events*

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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

actualize, adaptation, Anime, blocky, Brain, comedy, Consciousness, female orgasm, Filler, hardwired, haruhi, haruhi suzumiya, Kyon, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, perfect, Personality, secret, Server, State of Consciousness, Supernatural

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	191

Welcome to the Doggy Pack Edition of this Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we hold karaoke nights with our Minecraft parrots singing along. – Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a dog made entirely out of diamonds, because why not? – We have a weekly event called “BauBau Sings” where we all gather around a campfire and serenade each other with our favorite Minecraft parody songs. – Our server mascot is a talking llama named Mococo who gives out daily quests like “Find the rarest flower in the Nether” or “Tame a zombie pigman and make it your pet”. – We have a VTL (Virtual Talent Show) team that competes in virtual reality competitions against other Minecraft servers, and we always come out on top with our epic building skills.

So come join us in the wacky world of the Doggy Pack Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).