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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2658 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!