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PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

breakthrough discovery, common forms, cure, disease spread, Dna, DNA discovery, DNA methylation, genetics, health, key genes, medical breakthrough, Methylation, molecules, oncology, Pancreatic cancer, PancreaticCraft, Precision medicine, research, researchers, scientists, survival rates, Treatment, WORST

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	728

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

adulting, blocks, Call, Challenges, Community, community-based server, custom models, diamond-based economy, Discord, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fancy, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, Konohaven, Live Map, Phantoms Disabled, Play, resource pack, rules, Shops, simple voice chat, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla, Virginia, virtual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	2150
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Farms Harvested:	510
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

Apology, collectible, condition, dad, down syndrome, Facebook Marketplace, Fiance, garage sale, great condition, internet, item for sale, Listing, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, mom, moms, money issue, regret, SELLING, Server, Upset, WORTH..

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

SkincareGriefCraft

accident, aita, Apology, awkward, broken product, Communication, cost, Etiquette, expensive skincare, fragile, Friend, glass bottle, neutral friend, offer, pay me back, resolution, SK II Pitera Essence, skincare, SkincareGriefCraft, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

CraftyAdvice

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

CraftyGasEscape

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!

LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz

AMBIDEXTROUS, ergonomic, hand adaptation, hand coordination, hand dexterity, hand discomfort, hand dominance, hand function, hand manipulation, hand orientation, hand preference, hand strength, hand tools, left handed, left-handed struggles, LeftyCraft, right-handed, Rock Paper Scissors, RockPaperScissorz, Scissors, tool design, usability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.

We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!