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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2888 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 875324 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?
Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!