| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1317 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7050 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Votes: | 6089 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4326 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 113 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9987 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6515 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4255 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Modpack | Custom-made modpack by server owner |
|---|---|
| Player Count | Currently 10 players, looking for more |
| Updates | Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features |
| Community | Friendly and non-toxic environment |
| Events | Regularly hosted events for players |
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.
A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.
A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.
A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?
So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1968 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Votes: | 1733 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.
But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 251 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6748 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.
But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!
Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2884 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 140 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8185 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!
Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3914 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Potions Brewed: | 134 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
