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Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2098
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	4195
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	868
Players Killed by Monsters:	1375	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Potions Brewed:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Farms Harvested:	786	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	218

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6209	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	9012	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!

PixelPickleCraft

Confidence, DATING, dating challenges, dating culture, emotional well being, gender dynamics, Loneliness, love life, mental health, personal growth, PixelPickleCraft, rejection, relationships, romantic struggles, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Single life, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	8647

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being single again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting for their blocky prince charming to come sweep them off their square feet.

Join our server and experience a love life like never before! You’ll be crafting diamond rings, building heart-shaped houses, and going on romantic adventures with your virtual bae. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never break up with you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our server where love is just a /tp away! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find true love in the world of blocks and mobs!