joe goldsmith – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyHorny Minecraft Server

arousal, BlockyHorny, Climax, craving, desire, FANTASY, horny, insatiable, INTIMATE, lascivious, Lust, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, seduction, Sensual, Server, sexual tension, Sexuality, Steamy, uninhibited, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is the horniest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy lava baths, sexy creeper encounters, and scandalous sheep shenanigans. Our players can’t get enough of the sizzling hot PvP battles and the seductive pixelated landscapes.

So if you’re ready to get your pulse pounding and your pickaxe throbbing, come join us on the horniest Minecraft server in existence. Just be prepared to leave your innocence at the door!

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OverTheRightGuy Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Comebacks, Competition, Entertainment, fan favorite, Loser, Matches, Minecraft, OverTheRightGuy, professional wrestling, right guy, smp, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, triumph, Underdog, unexpected results, Upset, Victory, went over, winner, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the right guy always goes over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas are in charge here!

– We have a secret underground bunker where players can challenge each other to intense dance battles. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

– Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players with the dankest memes to enter. So if you’ve got some spicy memes, you’re in!

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a squad of evil dolphins who are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the right guy always goes over!

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MommaCraft: SisFailAITA

Assistance, babying, Boundaries, child development, Chores, Communication, Failure, family dynamics, Frustration, growing up, Harsh, INDEPENDENCE, MommaCraft, parenting, parents, Resentment, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, SisFailAITA, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.

On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.

So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!

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MobCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Benjamin Netanyahu, Calm, Conflict, defense forces, extremist, far-right MKs, Government, herzog, IDF base, Isaac Herzog, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mob, MobCraft, Netanyahu, Politics, protest, SECURITY, Server, violence

Yo, so like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got mobs storming IDF bases with far-right MKs, like what even is that?! It’s a total party up in here, with Netanyahu and Herzog tryna keep the peace, but we all know it’s just chaos and craziness all around. Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s get this party started, fam!

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MaduroCraft: Protests & PVP!

anger, authoritarianism, Corruption, DECLARATION, Democracy, disputed election, election, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, PvP, Rising, social justice, Unrest, Venezuela, Victory

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than the ones in venezuela! we have maduro as our president and he promises to give everyone free diamonds and emeralds if you join! protests are allowed but only if you do it in-game, we don’t want any real life drama here. plus, our community is so lit that you’ll forget all about those pesky elections. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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MummyDescendantsCraft

Ancestry, ancient civilizations, ancient egypt, ancient history, archaeology, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Curiosity, descendants, family ties, heritage sites, historical artifacts, History, lineage, long tail tags, mummies, MummyDescendantsCraft, museum visitors, museums, preservation, tourism

come join our epic minecraft server where we got mummies running around like crazy! yea u heard right, mummies! and get this, some of our players are actually descendants of these mummies. so if u wanna connect with ur ancient ancestors and battle it out in the virtual world, this is the place to be. plus, our mummies drop rare loot like cursed diamonds and ancient scrolls. so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

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CivilisationSMP

Adventure, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

Join discord first before joining the server, so we can verify you to join. Enjoy CivilisationSMP Owned by: @ britishman12345 on discord

162.55.95.54:49322

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Inky SMP

Advanced Plugins, Custom Map, Dynmap, Factions, friendly community, Inky SMP, Land claiming, Minecraft, Quests, Resource worlds, Survival, voice chat

Welcome to Inky SMP – Voice Chat: Communicate seamlessly with other players. – Advanced Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with custom plugins. – Factions: Create or join factions and dominate the server. – Quests: Embark on exciting quests and earn rewards. – Custom Map: Explore our unique, handcrafted world. – Resource Worlds: Gather resources in specialized realms. – Land Claiming: Secure your territory and build freely. – Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players. – Dynmap: Use the online map to help you explore the world.

51.79.38.133:25592

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Lithium Overdose: A Server That Will Shock You

Adventure, Battles, Community, Conquest, creativity, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, Empire, Evolution, Features, gameplay, Immersive, Legacy, Lithium, Minecraft, overdose, Realms, Server, shock, Territory, Trade, Updates

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Explore a Realistic Earth Map	Venture through a stunningly detailed representation of our planet, where every continent and country is faithfully recreated for your exploration and conquest.
Innovative Claim System	Establish your territory with our advanced claim system powered by Command Blocks. Mark your land, build your empire, and dominate the world!
Thriving Community	Join a diverse and friendly community of players who share your passion for adventure and creativity. Engage in exciting diplomacy, trade, and epic battles.
Constant Updates	We’re always evolving! Expect frequent updates and new features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Lithium Nations Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2zdD7a62 to get started.

Q: Is the Earth map accurate?

A: Our Earth map is meticulously crafted to closely resemble the real planet, offering a unique exploration experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, our innovative claim system allows players to establish their territories, build empires, and compete for domination.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: We host frequent events, updates, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

CraftySpanish Minecraft Server

CraftySpanish, Cultural awareness, Cultural experience, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, European Vacation, foreign visit, global citizenship, Hospitality, Inclusivity, Kindness, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial bias, racial discrimination, Respectful behavior, Server, social etiquette, spain, tourism, travel, travel safety, white privilege

Oh honey, on this server, we treat everyone like royalty! Whether you’re white, black, purple, or polka-dotted, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a virtual hug. In fact, our players are so nice, they’ll even build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because they can. So come on over and experience the friendliest community in all of Minecraft land!

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