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JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Towns Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	879513
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Farms Harvested:	309
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5145
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	60	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8399	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!