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Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	173	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

NoSleepNoDieCraft

creative death, death brainstorming, death choice, death creativity, death decision, death fantasy, death ideas, death imagination, death innovation, death options, death planning, death preference, death scenario, death selection, imaginative death, NoSleepNoDieCraft, unconventional death, unique death, unusual death

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to choose a hilarious way to die! Forget about boring old natural deaths, here you can go out in style!

Join us and challenge your creativity by coming up with the most outrageous death scenarios. From being squished by a giant chicken to getting eaten by a pack of rabid llamas, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, the crazier your death, the more epic your respawn will be. Let the games begin!

CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed

annexation, Church, Conflict, controversy, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, cultural heritage, demolished, demolition, Destruction, eastern europe, GRIEFED.., historical site, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, occupied Crimea, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, Ukraine, Ukrainian church, VIOLATION, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!

CraftyDreamsMC

anxiety, atrial fibrillation, CraftyDreamsMC, deep sleep, depression, hypertension, inadequate sleep, irregular sleep, obesity, psychiatric disorders, rem sleep, research

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4337

join this cray cray minecraft server and say goodbye to all your sleep problems! our server is so lit that you will be so hooked, you won’t even remember what sleep is! we guarantee that you will be so busy building, exploring, and battling mobs that you will forget all about your pesky sleep schedule.

come join us and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations. who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate minecraft warrior, ruling the virtual world like a boss?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to sleepless nights and endless fun! who needs sleep anyway when you can be the master of your own minecraft universe? let’s get crafting, mining, and slaying together!

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Spears Created:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Magic Items Found:	5258
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	5000
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	89
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!