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Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3084	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchantments Applied:	128
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6383	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Oops Europe Minecraft Server

austerity measures, brexit, cultural divisions, economic crisis, education system, environmental challenges, Europe, european union, eurozone, global competition., healthcare system, immigration, Minecraft, nationalism, Oops, political instability, populism, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, social inequality, trade agreements, unemployment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure through a twisted version of Europe where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Explore a land where the Eiffel Tower is made of cheese, Big Ben is actually a giant cuckoo clock, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is now the Leaning Tower of Pizza (yes, it’s made entirely of pizza slices).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Kingdom, ruled by a potato king who wears a crown made of french fries. Join forces with the potato people and fight against the evil Carrot Empire, led by a power-hungry carrot dictator who wants to turn all potatoes into carrot sticks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of Europe you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning water into wine (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grapes and a little bit of magic).

All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

brightness, Bulbs, Ceiling, color temperature, cri, dimmable, eco-friendly, energy efficient, energy saving, high quality, home improvement, Led, Light, light bulbs, lighting, long-lasting, mediocre, Minecraft, Modernization, Replacement, smp, Specs, Suck, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	8003
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

adaptations, Characters, cinematic universe, comic books, Competition, dc, Entertainment, Fans, Franchises, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, Rivalry, Rivals, Server, success, Superheroes, tv shows, Universe, Villains

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8186	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	612
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net