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VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Items Found:	8900
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Emeralds Found:	3536	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

Communication, computer science, devices, disappearing act, Hardware, heard from again, IT, maintenance, Minecraft, mysterious disappearance, networking, never seen, Operating, Operating systems, smp, software, Support, switches, Systems, technical issues, Technology, Troubleshooting, what gives

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5813
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	64	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Enchantments Applied:	100
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	964	New Chunks Explored:	935508
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.