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BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	199
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	770
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	160
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	82030	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	3597	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7867	Farms Harvested:	965
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!