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Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9432	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9024
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	7253	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Items Found:	1671	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	6660	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	116	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	103	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	254
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

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go.fightmine.ru

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Towns Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	130	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.