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JoblessJokesterCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1874
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7172	New Chunks Explored:	428252
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2858	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Emeralds Found:	9024	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9752

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimension Hops:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	2730	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7338	Crops Grown:	7522
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
New Chunks Explored:	405587	Star Shards Collected:	122
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Animals Bred:	112	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Secret Passages Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	921
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!