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The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	90
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	9940
Animals Bred:	147	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1688
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Void Gems Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	817
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	1222

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	8655	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

ambiguously humanoid, Anthro, desuarchive, Edition, general, Human, long tail tags, malpractice, Minecraft, missed threads, pastebin, pred, Previous thread, QoTT, Rentry, search, smp, Subject, tags, Thread, Trash, vore

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	8702
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	144
New Chunks Explored:	761261	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Crops Grown:	2952
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!