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JoblessBlockhead

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Tired of the daily grind? Bored of the same old routine? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave your job behind because here, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes, building epic castles, and exploring hidden dungeons to even remember what a 9-5 job feels like. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So who needs a job when you can save the world one block at a time? Join us now and say goodbye to your boring job forever!

Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1018
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Votes:	4491	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	65

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4932	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1449
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?