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Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	216	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7402

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

age discrimination, blocky, Bloomers, crisis intervention, Despair, hunt, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job rejection, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, Late, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, seeking employment, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive thoughts, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3778	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blocking content, body censorship, butt, Censorship, censorship in art, censorship in entertainment, censorship in gaming, censorship in media, double standards, equality in media, female objectification, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, male objectification, media censorship, media representation, Minecraft, Server, social media

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

alt, alt exit pump, altcoins, alts, blockchain technology, complete death, crypto evangelists, cryptocurrency, death, decentralized ecosystems, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital currencies., emerging technologies, financial innovation, financial markets, gimmick burger stands, investment opportunities, market manipulation, Minecraft, payment, smp, speculative trading, utility for crypto

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9693
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	1973	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4336
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

Abramss, Actors, Adventure, Author, Characters, Emma Mackey, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, film, Glen Powell, IMDb, J.J, J.J. Abrams, jenna ortega, mentor, Minecraft, Movie, mythical world, New Movie, popular novels, Quest, Samuel L. Jackson, Save, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

30 Million Downloads Celebration Campaign, alter ego, Append Skill Swap, Archer Tutankhamun, asterios, Avenger, BlockyFate, Britomart, Clear Support Campaign, Demon King Nobunaga, Event, fate grand order, foreigner, Lostbelt No.6, Mandricardo, Minecraft, Mystery House Crafters, Server, Stormpods, summon, Super Bunyan, utility links, van Gogh

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

advice column, controversial choices, controversial relationships, crazy, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating risks, dick, impulsive behavior, impulsive decisions, mental health, Minecraft, questionable choices, questionable decisions, relationships, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky encounters, risky sex, sexual behavior, sexual partners, smp, unconventional relationships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Emeralds Found:	7673	Animals Bred:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ores Mined:	1307
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	7187
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6414
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, building, Challenging, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, girl gamers, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival, Surviving, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!