Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.
Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!
Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.
Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.
Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being jobless again, because here, you can become a professional block miner and make a living out of crafting the most epic structures ever seen. Plus, our community is so wild and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your way through every creeper explosion and accidental lava bath.
So forget about job hunting and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is having fun!
Join us and escape the drama of family members blasting you on Facebook and family group chats. Our server is a safe haven where your child’s name will be celebrated, no matter what. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will always have your back. So come join us and leave the haters behind!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as dedicated to Minecraft as our founder. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and secret treasures hidden throughout the world that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! (Just don’t tell our founder’s mum that we spilled the beans about his living situation, she’s a tough cookie!)
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.
Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.
But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?
Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.
2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.
4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.
5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!
Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.
And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.
So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?