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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anon, GED, gloomy, insecure, Jobless, lonely, Minecraft, obese, Politics, Prison, reason to die, reason to live, sad, seeking advice, seeking help, seeking insight, seeking support, seeking validation, smp, steve, thoughts of suicide, Trump supporter

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	5887
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	260

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Crops Grown:	3418
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ores Mined:	3605	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

NoJobNoProbCraft

anxiety, Boredom, Career Setback, depression, financial instability, financial stress, ISOLATION, Job Search, Jobless, lack of purpose, lack of routine, mental health, NoJobNoProbCraft, rejection, self worth, self-doubt, societal pressure, Struggle, uncertainty, unemployment, unemployment benefits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ores Mined:	3094
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crops Grown:	7954	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Well, besides the whole not having money thing, it’s definitely missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans happening on our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper named Bob.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being jobless again, because here, you can become a professional block miner and make a living out of crafting the most epic structures ever seen. Plus, our community is so wild and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your way through every creeper explosion and accidental lava bath.

So forget about job hunting and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is having fun!

RedditRageCraft

aita, Confrontation, cousin, cultural appreciation, cultural insensitivity, cultural name, disagreement, Disrespect, facebook, family, family dynamics, family group chat, foreign city, Jobless, kicking out, personal boundaries, reddit post, RedditRageCraft, social media backlash, son’s name

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never make fun of your child’s name, no matter how uncommon or misspelled it may be! We understand the importance of cultural names, even if your husband can’t speak the language or isn’t involved in the culture.

Join us and escape the drama of family members blasting you on Facebook and family group chats. Our server is a safe haven where your child’s name will be celebrated, no matter what. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will always have your back. So come join us and leave the haters behind!

20’s Minecraft Server

20s, adulting, careerless, dependent, financial dependence, Job Search, Jobless, jobless living situation, jobless millennial, jobless young adult, lack of independence, lack of job experience, lack of work experience, Living at home, living with mom, millennial, Minecraft, parental support, Server, still at home, unemployed, young adult

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder. He’s in his 20’s and he’s never had a job – but that’s because he’s been too busy mastering the art of Minecraft! And get this, he still lives with his mum…but only because she’s the ultimate Minecraft boss and he needs her wisdom to keep the server running smoothly.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as dedicated to Minecraft as our founder. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and secret treasures hidden throughout the world that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! (Just don’t tell our founder’s mum that we spilled the beans about his living situation, she’s a tough cookie!)

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	1967	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

UnemployedSteve in Minecraft SMP

career struggles, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, Job Search, job search advice, job search challenges, job search frustration, job search help, job search motivation, job search strategies, job search success, job search support, job search tips, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, Minecraft, smp, UnemployedSteve, unemployment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and trying to find a job in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from responsibility! Join us and trade in your resume for a diamond pickaxe as you mine your way to success in our virtual world.

”’I need a break from my annoying roommate”’

Sick of your roommate eating all your snacks and leaving dirty dishes everywhere? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only annoying thing you’ll have to deal with is a creeper blowing up your house. Build your dream home far away from your roommate and live in peace (until they inevitably join the server too).

”’I want to become a Minecraft millionaire”’

Forget about making money in the real world, join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire! Mine for diamonds, trade with other players, and build the biggest mansion on the server. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

”’I need friends who understand my obsession with building pixel art”’

Tired of your friends not appreciating your pixel art creations? Join our Minecraft SMP and surround yourself with fellow builders who understand the importance of a well-crafted pixel art masterpiece. Show off your skills and collaborate on epic builds that will leave everyone in awe.

Pixel Pals Pajama Party

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, pajama, PALS, Party, PIXEL, Retro Girls, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

🌟 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ▶Onolumi◀ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who reach the highest level. Yes, you heard that right – unicorns! 🦄 And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the most famous Minecraft players in the universe? From ▶Amiya Aranha◀ to ▶Tomomi Toraya◀, ▶Kiki◀, and even ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ – you’ll be rubbing elbows with the stars in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into the legendary ▶Riona◀, ▶Clauvio◀, ▶Karin◀, ▶Super Meche◀, ▶Yumanea◀, ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, and ▶Jorunna◀. These players are so skilled, they can build a castle in the blink of an eye!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of ▶Onolumi◀ and let the craziness begin. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. It’s time to unleash your inner Minecraft master and conquer the virtual world! 🎮

Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game! 🚀

Crafty Crazies: Where Even the Blocks Have Feelings

anxiety, blocks, coping, Crafty, Crazies, Depressed, emotional, feeling down, feelings, low mood, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, overwhelmed, reaching out, Sadness, seeking help, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-care, Struggling, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Farms Harvested:	184	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark and you’re just going through the motions? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your Minecraft blues! Our server is so amazing that it will cure your depression faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of wizards who can grant you three wishes every time you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your Minecraft woes and join our server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.

AnimeBabeCraft

anime babe, anime beauty, anime crush, anime dream girl, anime fantasy girl, anime girl crush, anime goddess, anime hottie, anime love interest, anime queen, anime waifu, AnimeBabeCraft, best anime girl, best girl in anime, cute anime girl, fav anime babe, favorite anime character, sexy anime character, top anime crush, Top waifu, waifu material

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7852
Towns Built:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where anime babes roam free, ready to battle it out with you in epic PvP matches.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a tsundere creeper who will explode with love (and maybe a little TNT) when you give them a hug. Our waifu villagers will trade you rare items in exchange for your undying loyalty and affection.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Senpai Dragon, a fearsome beast who will only bow down to those who prove themselves worthy in battle. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical dakimakura sword that will make all your enemies swoon in admiration.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with anime babes, epic battles, and endless laughter. It’s time to level up your Minecraft experience and become the ultimate otaku warrior!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition – LOLz and Lava for Days!

Days, Edition, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing prank, family prank, funny, funny prank, humor, lava, lolz, practical joke, prank, prank fail, prank gone wrong, PrankCraft, prankster, sibling bonding, sibling humor, sibling joke, sibling prank, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sibling troll, troll, trolling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ores Mined:	9739
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pranking and trolling is the name of the game! 🤣🎮

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off the most outrageous pranks in the Minecraft world! 🌍🤪

Imagine the look on your friend’s face when you build a giant statue of a creeper outside their house or fill their entire base with chickens! 🐔😂

Our community is filled with master pranksters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt! 😆🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the trolling begin! But remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server! 😉🔒

ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

Mama’s Minecart Madness

Ennamama, ENNAMAMA LONG TRAIL, ENNAMAMA SEX, ENNAMAMA SEX TAGS, ENNAMAMA TAGS, ENNAMAMA! ENNAMAMA!, long trail, madness, mamas, Minecart, sex

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by none other than Ennamama herself! Yes, you heard that right. Ennamama, the legendary Minecraft goddess, who is known for her epic builds and crazy antics. And guess what? She’s looking for a companion to explore the vast world of Minecraft with her.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also engage in epic PvP battles with other players, build your own kingdom, and even ride dragons into battle. And did I mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the thrill of sex with Ennamama (just kidding, but hey, anything is possible on this server)!

Unbeatable Steve’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	7667	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the toughest mobs are no match for our players!

Join now and experience the thrill of taking down invincible enemies with your bare hands. Our players have defeated dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread.

Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join our server and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you saying, “How do I beat this fucker, he’s literally invincible.”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the unconquerable.

Russian Roulette Minecraft Server: Where the only thing dying is your pixelated self!

Asia, come back, Country, Diversity, Dying, greater good, Immigrants, LEAVING, long trail tags, Minecraft, Muslim, pixelated, roulette, russia, Russian, russians, sacrifice, Server, strength, Stronger, tags, traitors

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2884
Potions Brewed:	135	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where death is just the beginning! Join us and sacrifice yourself for the greater good, or be labeled a traitor and watch as Russia gets overrun by Muslim immigrants from Asia. But hey, diversity is a strength, right?

Come be a part of our insane community where anything can happen. Build, battle, and betray your way to the top as we create a world like no other. Who needs boring old factions when you can have a server filled with drama, danger, and diversity?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

BandCraft – Rock out on our Minecraft server! #887

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, Cool ft. Morfs, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Gacha simulator, Limilin in Kansai, Live Interactions, Minecraft, Mission guide, Poppin’western journey, Powerful ft. Popipa, Rock, Server, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Limilin in Kansai Edition is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our current event is called Poppin’western journey, where you can ride horses through the wild west and battle bandits with your trusty pickaxe. And don’t even get me started on our current gacha, To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha, where you can win a 5* Rimi who can serenade creepers to sleep.

But wait, there’s more! Our next event is called Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, where you’ll have to fight off a dragon that’s terrorizing the server. And the next gacha, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, will give you a 5* Shiro who can summon a shield made of diamonds to protect you from any enemy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! And don’t forget to check out our ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT~ video for some hilarious translations and our Dumbdori soundboard and Flappy Ako game for some silly fun. See you in the game!

Gaymers Paradise – #2263

2263, 77161964, bishounen, Edition, Gaymers, Jesus, Paradise, previous, r9gay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4485	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!