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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1899 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!
So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!