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Crafty Creepers: Nami’s Irrelevant Adventure

Abandoned, Adventure, Bitch, boiled, Bonney, Burned, carrot, Crafty, CREEPERS, Divorced, Hiyori, Irrelevant, Jobber, KEKBABY, mid, Nami, Namis, pudding, Rebecca, robin, shirahoshi, Tama, Tryhard, vivi, waifu, Weak, yamato

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the waifus are just meh? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for the ultimate waifu experience! We’ve got Nami as the queen of irrelevance, Vivi as the weakling, and Robin holding down the fort as just average. But wait, it gets better – Shirahoshi is the ultimate queen bee, Rebecca is just a jobber, Carrot has been abandoned like yesterday’s leftovers, Pudding is freshly divorced, Tama got burned (ouch), Hiyori got boiled (double ouch), Yamato is trying way too hard, and Bonney is just a kekbaby. But hold up, when are we gonna talk about the REAL, TRUE, PEAK, BEST WAIFU on our server? Join now to find out who this mystery waifu is and experience the craziest waifu wars you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

80th anniversary, d-day, Event, Invasion, Normandy, people, SAVIOR, Ukraine, Veteran, zelenskyy, ZelenskyySavior80thNormandy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join dis minecraft server and u will feel like a D-Day invasion veteran praising Ukraine’s Zelenskyy as a ‘savior of the people’ at an 80th anniversary event in Normandy. u will feel da adrenaline rush of stormin’ da beaches and fightin’ for freedom, all while buildin’ epic castles and battlin’ creepers. u will be a hero in dis virtual world, just like dat brave veteran. so come join us and be a part of somethin’ legendary!

BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

bodily function, bodily release, burp, BurpCraft, burping sensation, Defrag, digestion, digestion aid, dining experience, Etiquette, feeling, gastrointestinal health, good burp, hdd defragmentation, Manners, Meal, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, polite behavior, Relief, satisfaction, social norms, stomach comfort

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

CraftyBrainsMC

brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Cognitive Training, CraftyBrainsMC, Expertise, gaming performance, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, neural connections, neural plasticity, neuroplasticity, StarCraft II, video game research, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	93

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Harder, Immersive, instagram, Mystmoor, Passion, pay to win, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9872	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	2843

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
How can I report cheating or griefing?	If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

LoliCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, taboo, tags, Thread, underage, Western, Western loli

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, determination, emotional pain, Endurance, give up, Hardship, Life, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Pain, PainCraft, perseverance, resilience, self-care, Server, Struggle, Suffering, Support, waking up, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	673742	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Emeralds Found:	2886
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

DadSpermDonor420

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, coping with loss, DadSpermDonor420, emotional outburst, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, milestone celebration, mourning, Parent-child relationship, reconciliation, self reliance, sibling loss, texting while driving

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	New Chunks Explored:	21220
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

Pixelverse Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Avatar, dc comics, Disney, Doctor Who, FANTASY, fictional universe, game of thrones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, lord of the rings, Marvel, Minecraft, Narnia, Percy Jackson, Pixelverse, Sci Fi, Server, Star trek, Star Wars, Supernatural, the matrix, Twilight

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6156	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Bedtime Wizards

bedtime, wizards

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Votes:	650
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of waiting for everyone to go to sleep on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone falls asleep as soon as they hit the bed! It’s like magic, but without the creepy witches and potions. Join us and experience the wonders of instant sleep in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs counting sheep when you can just count the pixels on your screen as you drift off into dreamland? So come join us and get your ZZZs in record time!