New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jobbed Minecraft Servers

Jobbed Minecraft Servers

  • The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

    The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1232
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Dragon Eggs Found: 2877
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4882 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Buildings Constructed: 50

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7601
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Astral Projections Made: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCharity Minecraft Server

    MineCharity Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 245
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

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    What if I told you that on our server, every time you mine a diamond, a percentage of your in-game currency is automatically donated to charity? That’s right, you can feel good about your virtual wealth knowing that it’s going towards a good cause. Plus, rumor has it that the more you donate, the luckier your mining finds become. So join us and start digging for a cause!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLove US Dating

    CraftyLove US Dating
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 772
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old dating apps and awkward blind dates? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air! Our players have found all sorts of creative ways to date, from building romantic candlelit dinners under the stars to going on virtual adventures together. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

    Join our server and you might just find yourself falling head over heels for a player who can build the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Love is a block away on our server, so come join us for a date night you’ll never forget!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2834
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine this, right? you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild creeper appears outta nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because we have a special plugin that turns all the exploded blocks into diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS!

    oh, and get this, we have a secret hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot! but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super duper secret!

    also, did i mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the pesky mobs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    oh, and one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and claimed it was haunted by ghost creepers! it was hilarious, you had to be there.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s totally off the walls and full of crazy adventures, then this is the place for you! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaGangCraft

    GazaGangCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2327
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Votes: 3482 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

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    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got hamas goin full insurgent mode in gaza like wut even is happening bro u gotta see it to believe it. we got creepers blowin up like hamas missiles, skeletons shootin arrows like hamas fighters, and zombies like the civilians caught in the crossfire. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper lol).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmellyMermaidCraft

    SmellyMermaidCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 264
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 70
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Potions Brewed: 102
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

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    join our epic minecraft server where you can swim with ariel and smell her fishy goodness! but don’t worry, we have magical soap that makes her smell like roses! plus, you can ride on a giant sea turtle and battle evil sea witches with your trusty diamond sword! come join the fun and make a splash in our crazy underwater world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief

    MineCraftMeds: SymptomSlayin’ & StressRelief
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 335
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical cannabis plants growing everywhere! That’s right, you can use them to manage all your symptoms and health conditions in the game! Feeling stressed? Smoke some Minecraft weed. Can’t sleep? Puff, puff, pass that virtual joint. Got a headache from building too many blocks? Take a hit and watch it disappear.

    In fact, 76% of our players use our special cannabis plants to manage their in-game symptoms. Mental health issues? No problem. Stress from creepers blowing up your creations? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on the magical powers of our weed for improving sleep – you’ll be dreaming of diamond blocks in no time.

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure where cannabis is the answer to all your Minecraft problems. Who knew that virtual marijuana could be so game-changing? See you on the server, my fellow stoners!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabeCraft Minecraft Server

    BabeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 8757
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, look no further because Babecock is here to spice things up!

    Join our server and become part of a community where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures, like a giant hotdog castle or a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds.

    So why wait? Join Babecock today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Golden Potato of Power” hidden deep within our server’s dungeons. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the potato.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2703
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8

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    Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server

    NieceSingsOffensiveTunes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4378
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a laugh riot like no other! Join us for some epic karaoke sessions that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Picture this: you and your niece, cruising down the virtual streets of Minecraft, belting out popular songs with a hilarious twist. From “meow meow meow” to “beep-boop beep beep-boop,” the fun never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a new hit sensation called “ching-chong ching ching-chong” that will have you in stitches. Just be careful not to offend any virtual teachers along the way!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just remember, we take no responsibility for any school suspensions that may occur due to our infectious karaoke sessions. Oopsie daisy!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance

    DeadbeatDadDeniedInheritance
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8868
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Runes Activated: 8

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this family feud!

    Imagine a world where your estranged father tries to steal your Minecraft diamonds, but you have a will from your grandpa that says otherwise. Will you stand your ground and defend your virtual inheritance? Or will you cave under the pressure of your dad’s siblings and give up your loot for the sake of their struggling kids? The choice is yours!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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