Are you tired of being labeled as just an alpha or beta? Well, here on our server, we hardly even believe in the concept of sigmas! It’s a whole new level of existence where everyone is unique and valued for their individual quirks.
Join us and you’ll find a community of gammas, autists, schizos, and even some omegas who bring a whole new level of excitement and creativity to the game. Who needs boring old alphas when you can have a mix of personalities that will keep you on your toes?
Are you a delta who’s tired of being labeled as a normie? Do you have a job and know how to socialize, but just lack apathy? Well, you’ll fit right in here! We celebrate diversity and uniqueness in all its forms.
So come on, embrace your inner omega (or whatever you identify as) and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers.
2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches.
3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle.
4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows.
5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!
Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!
Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?
Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?
And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!
Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!
But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.
So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!
Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.
On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.
So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!
Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!
On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.
Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!
Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!
Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.
But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!
>send out resume
>they actually want to call me for an interview
No way, not like this! But hey, at least now I have more time to play on this epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond disco king!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans!
– We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?
– Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight!
– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed.
– And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?
So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!
Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.
So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!
And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!
So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!
2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?
4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.
But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!
Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trustydiamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.
But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!
Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.
Welcome to our crazyMinecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even the most experienced players will be put to the test! Just ask our player who is level 40 and hasn’t died a single time – they’ve faced more challenges than you can imagine!
Looking for some adrenaline-pumping action? Look no further than our server, where you’ll be dodging sawblades while warping through different dimensions. It’s a thrill like no other!
Come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just be prepared to have your mind blown!