Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!
Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!
So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!
Tired of working a boring job in 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world and enter a realm of endless possibilities! Our server is so epic, even time travelers from the future are logging on to play. Who needs a job when you can be building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world? Join now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, who wants to still be working in 2024 anyway?
Are you tired of the boring old 9-5 grind? Do you dream of escaping the confines of your air-conditioned office? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?
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Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!
The Grotto is a Survival PvE server focused on creating an amazing gameplay experience for our community members. Travel from border-to-border across our custom generated survival world. Equip yourself with custom-enchanted gear and battle dungeon bosses in our hand-built dungeons. Form towns and nations with the griefprevention claim system. With our variety of gameplay-related features and improvements, no one play-style is expected or required, play how you want to play.
The Grotto runs on a 4-month season. The goal of our seasons is to keep the server fresh and give opportunities to both new, and returning, players to make their marks.
Things We Don’t Have
Towny
Raiding
Factions
FAQ
1. How do I join The Grotto server?
To join The Grotto server, simply connect with play.thegrotto.gg in your Minecraft client or join our Discord server for more information.
2. What is the gameplay style on The Grotto?
The Grotto is a Survival PvE server where players can explore the custom generated world, battle dungeon bosses, form towns and nations, and enjoy various gameplay features.
3. Are there custom features on The Grotto?
Yes, The Grotto offers custom features like player levelling system, map art, custom enchantments, quests, new crafting recipes, mob capturing, player shops, boss dungeons, parkour, and chat minigames.
4. How long do seasons last on The Grotto?
Seasons on The Grotto last for 4 months to keep the server fresh and provide opportunities for new and returning players.
5. What features are not available on The Grotto?
The Grotto does not offer Towny, raiding, or factions gameplay features.
Are you tired of blaming Indians for taking over your software dev job? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner pajeet!
Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!
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Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can be an uber driver by day, stacking up those sweet crypto coins, and an engineering genius by night, all while avoiding the dreaded “long hours” listed in the job description. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in our virtual world? Join us now and start living the dream!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!
Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.
Welcome to LumaMC! Are you on the lookout for a new Minecraft server that goes beyond the ordinary? Brace yourself for an unparalleled experience with LumaMC, where we bring together thrilling features, custom plugins, and a vibrant community!
Q: How do I join a town or nation in Towny?
A: You can join other players’ towns or nations by asking for an invite from the town’s mayor or leader.
Q: How do I level up skills in mcMMO?
A: Skills in mcMMO can be leveled up by using the corresponding tool or action associated with that skill.
Q: Can I suggest new custom items for the server?
A: Yes! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for new custom items. You can do so on our Discord server or through our website.
Q: How do I participate in fishing competitions?
A: Fishing competitions are announced in-game or on our Discord server. Simply join the competition at the designated fishing spot and start fishing to compete.
Q: Are there specific job roles available in Jobs?
A: Yes, Jobs offers a variety of job roles such as miner, farmer, builder, and more. You can choose a job that suits your playstyle and start earning cash.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!
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Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?
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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.
Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.
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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.
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Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.
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Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.
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