NoBeerNoProblem Minecraft Server

non drinking attitude, Fault, Issue, refreshments, Friends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold a strict no-alcohol policy! Just like the OP, we believe in staying sober and focused while building our epic virtual worlds.

Join us for some refreshing water, snacks, and soft drinks as we work together to create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Who needs beer when you have the thrill of mining diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t worry about any elder friends getting hissy over our beverage choices – we’re all about positivity and teamwork here. And if your dad starts backing them up, just remind him that we’re all on the same blocky adventure together.

So come on and join us on this booze-free Minecraft journey! Who needs beer when you have the exhilarating rush of placing that last block to complete your masterpiece? Let’s build, craft, and explore – all without a drop of alcohol in sight. Cheers to a sober and spectacular Minecraft experience!

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Joe’s Epic Minecraft Server

achievement, success, recognition, compliments, Performance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and outshine those explosive dancers? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot, build battles where you can show off your creativity, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly Ender Dragons. And rumor has it, if you can tame one, you’ll become the ultimate ruler of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocktopia: Where Creepers Say ‘Very well done’

top-notch, congratulations, job well done, Bravo, Thumbs up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who just want to boogie with you. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden blocks instead of wool. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you’ve got a golden poop block, are we right?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

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GolanGriefers: Hamas vs Hezbollah

Conflict, deadliest, Military, extremist, Rampage

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got more action than a Hezbollah strike in the Golan Heights, yo! And that’s saying something, cuz that shiz is intense!

We be killin’ it with the deadliest attacks on Israel since Oct 7, like straight up gangstas! Ain’t no one messin’ with us, we be runnin’ this server like Hamas on a rampage, yo!

So come on and join us, cuz we be droppin’ bombs of fun and craziness 24/7! Ain’t no time for sleep when you rollin’ with us, cuz we be turnin’ up the heat like a Middle Eastern conflict, yo! Let’s get it, fam!

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TomatoTerrorMC

produce, garden, red, health, assault

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where tomatoes are the most assaulted vegetables and pigs fly around wearing top hats and monocles. we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. our staff are all trained ninjas who can build a castle in 30 seconds flat. join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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Ube3a’s Gender Bender Craft

genetic factors, Craft, autism, sex hormones, genetic mechanisms

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about our server. once upon a time, there was a group of mice who discovered a magical extra Ube3a gene that gave them super brain powers and made them the coolest mice in town. they built a minecraft server so awesome, even the creepers were jealous. now, we’re inviting YOU to join in on the fun! with brain connectivity like you’ve never seen before and behavior that will make you question reality, this server is the place to be. plus, did we mention we have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SpiritGG

Server, Minecraft, great staff, multiplayer, Ip:

Welcome to SpiritGG!

A place to hang out with friends and enjoy minecraft.

We have many fun features like Lottery, Public Player Shop and Player Warps, Voting Crates, Grief Prevention, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com VERSION: 1.20.X DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

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Canopy: Where Vanilla means no ice cream, just pure Minecraft fun for the slightly matured player with weekly events!

soft border, Minecraft, Pure, Means, Vanilla

New Map Out on 7/13!

About:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration…

Server Settings:

Mode	Hard Mode Survival
Version	1.21
Plugins	Vanilla with a few moderation plugins

What We Offer:

Soft Border
Semi-Vanilla
Dynamic Map
NEW HATS
DATAPACKS
Weekly Server Events
Community Builds

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	https://canopymc.net/discord
Dynmap	https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often is the map reset?	The map was just reset on 7/13 and won’t be reset again until the community calls for it.
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is vanilla with a few moderation plugins.
What type of events are hosted each week?	Events range from UHC to brand-new games each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	Yes, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

girls und panzer, COMEBACK, Future, controversy, Volleyball club

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every day is a party, just like it’s someone’s birthday! Join us and say nice things about your fellow players to level up and unlock special birthday-themed gear.

Rumor has it that the volleyball club will make a comeback on this server, with players battling it out on the virtual court to see who will reign supreme. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen players spiking creepers like pro athletes.

Don’t miss out on the fun and craziness that awaits on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

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HangryCraft SMP

cravings, primal instincts, patience, Relief, sexual frustration

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where hunger is just a temporary inconvenience but horniness is a never-ending saga! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of…release. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to build a house while also trying to, uh, build something else. So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the longest without giving in to their primal urges. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Job Well Done

New Map Out on 7/13!

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What We Offer:

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