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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 334 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9456 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.
Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.
So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.
