Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally unleash a horde of angry creepers. Instead of getting fired, you’ll be hailed as a hero for providing some much-needed excitement to the server! Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally burn down someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether portal. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins like the “Taco Tuesday” dispenser that gives you free tacos every Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to getting fired for good! Who needs a job when you can spend all day building giant statues of Nicolas Cage out of dirt blocks? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.
Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.
So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.
We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.
As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!
Need references for a major metropolitan police department? We got you covered! Just ask your family members, even if they think you’re a liability.
Join now and experience the drama, the tension, and the strained relationships that only our server can provide. Who needs a glowing recommendation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead? So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
Welcome to Veridax, a vanilla+ SMP experience! Immerse yourself in a classic Minecraft world enhanced with carefully selected quality-of-life improvements that stay true to the vanilla essence. Join our thriving community where collaboration, trade, and epic adventures await. Veridax enhances world generation with Terralith, transforming the landscape into breathtaking, picturesque terrains.
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Melody smp is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Christian-based Minecraft Economy Survival server, which makes it one of a kind since there are not many Christian MC servers out there. This server is for adults. It has been modded and offers various plugins, including chest shops, leaderboards, sleep-most, graves, silktouch spawners, jobs, McMMO. The server also has an anti-grief system and offers helpful videos on how to protect your land. If you decide to join melody smp, please be respectful and remember that the server does not allow griefing, stealing, or hacking. Mainly focused on survival and we host events as well! (White listed Server)
Discord: https://discord.gg/gpJNmWuzXX
51.222.97.20:25570
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Check out the details below:
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| SMP World & Resource World |
| OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds |
| Expansive Quality of Life plugin list |
Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!
And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that leads straight into a lava pit, or if you’ve ever dreamed of having a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow up your house for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and underwater pumpkin carving contests. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground dance parties with the Endermen.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not willing to dress up as a pig and oink your way through town, then this server might not be for you.
