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Searching for a relaxed and friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…
Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.
Arcadia SMP: Our HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!
Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.
Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.
Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!
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| About the Server | We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics. |
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| Seasonal Switches | We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else. |
| What You Can Expect | Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging. |
Join our Discord server at Discord LINK
A: While we promote a friendly and respectful community, we do have some basic rules in place to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to bring your friends along to join the fun.
A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, griefing is not tolerated. We encourage players to respect each other’s builds and creations.
A: There are no specific build themes enforced on the server. We encourage players to be creative and build according to their own style and preferences.
We’ve got players claiming kids, fighting over tax returns, and even getting the IRS involved – all in the name of revenge and justice! Who needs lawyers when you have a Minecraft server to settle your disputes?
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Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!
