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  • SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge

    Step inside the world where Minecraft isn’t just a game—it’s a multi-faceted layer of reality rife with the absurdity of job skills and the enigmatic nature of faith. Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge, where positivity is enforced, and the existential dread of erotic block physics merges with the preaching prose of distant deities.

    Prepare for a chaotic multiplayer experience that shatters any semblance of sanity! We offer you:

      • Job Skills Workshop: Ever wanted to learn how to mine diamond ore while contemplating your faith in the existential void? Here, you’ll attend guided sessions led by our local Prophet of Productivity—equipped with Holy Blocks™ of Positive Thinking, sourced from nowhere and everywhere. Be warned: quotes from ancient scrolls (aka the Bible) may manifest unexpectedly if you mine just a little too deep.

      • Randomized Bible Verse Events: Join the fray as verses rain down from the sky in times of crisis. Each verse has the potential to grant you mystical abilities—or doom you to a self-reflective purgatory while constructing shrines dedicated to sheer absurdity.
    Feature Description
    Faithful Mining Unearth gems while contemplating the futility of existence! Each block broken whispers unnecessary wisdom.
    Piety PvP Engage in player versus player combat where you wield the Sword of Righteousness—losing only leads you deeper into the morass of confusion.
    The Intern Gauntlet Survive a series of brutal tasks that echo the mundane trials of your worldly job! Collect “meh” badges to level up your confusion!
    Endless Meetings Participate in confusing discussions about whether it’s permissible to construct a church entirely out of TNT! Each meeting could lead to enlightenment or explode into nonsensical chaos!

    Warnings & Conspiracies

    Why did this server mysteriously appear, questioning the presence of God in a world of blocky limitations? Rumors say, it was cursed by the very Constructor of Creation after a heated debate over the ethics of crafting weapons in a divine realm. Now it stands as a portal for those seeking questions without answers—or maybe answers that lead to questions!

    Testimonials from Our Confused Patrons

    “I thought it’d be fun until I realized the only way forward was a never-ending loop of motivational speeches and creepers! Thanks, I think?” – perplexed_player99

    “Best. Server. Ever. I find solace in mining coal that whispers sweet nothings about virtue and redemption!” – divine_digger77

    Frequent Absurdities — FAQ (Unhelpful)

    Q: Can I play as my own deity? A: Absolutely! But first, you must create the ceremonial altar using blocks made of melted hopes.

    Q: Is it possible to escape the preaching? A: Only if you dig down far enough—some say you might find the Philosopher’s Stone of Rational Thinking.

    Q: Why are there llamas everywhere? A: They are the divine messengers of chaos! Worship them with offerings of cooked mutton.

    Joining Our Cult of Uncertainty

    Join us at Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge—but be wary, for laughter could lead to an existential crisis at any moment. Absurdist rituals await you, where every block you place might lead to enlightenment—or insanity.

    Will you dare interact with the chaotic irony of positivity alongside skepticism? Become part of the legend that is Salvation’s Forge, where every grin might be an omen, and every diamond holds a whisper of a deeper truth—or is it just blocky nonsense? Embrace the confusion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCorpPenalty

    MineCorpPenalty

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

    and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

    so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InfoHoardingKids

    InfoHoardingKids

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

    come join our server where children gather more info than they need, like seriously, they know what they need but they just keep gathering more and more. it’s like they have brain damage or something, but in a fun way!

    our researchers say it’s because of immature working memory, but who cares about that when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs with ur friends?

    so come on over to our server and join the chaos, trust me, u won’t regret it! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always sneaking up on u when u least expect it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

    Stinky SMP: Where the Mods Stink, the Resets Don’t Exist, and Chat Reports are a Myth!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
    Special Features Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
    Performance Great performance with minimal client-side lag and high server specs
    Gameplay Safezone-Borderlands system for both peaceful and PvP gameplay
    Special Mod The Origins mod with custom origins

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area but not in the Safezone area, unless with consent.

    Q: Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

    A: Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced.

    Q: Are there any server resets?

    A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

    Q: How can I appeal a punishment on the server?

    A: You can appeal any punishment by contacting the server moderators through the Discord channel.

    Q: Is the server beginner-friendly?

    A: Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and playstyles, providing a welcoming community for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server

    MemeQueen’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Yes, you heard that right – talking trees!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Llamas, where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP