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We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will make you question reality!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the weirdest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually wizards who can turn them into harmless bunnies with a snap of their fingers.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s lit AF. I once saw a zombie doing the floss dance while a skeleton DJ played sick beats on his bone xylophone.
But the best part? The free resource that changed my Minecraft career was a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one click. I found it in a chest guarded by a giant rainbow llama who only speaks in riddles.
So come join us on this crazy server and let’s build the most ridiculous pixel art creations together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #ChickenCreeperGang4Life 🐔💥🌈
Join us if you want to witness players who can create automated farms that produce so much food, you’ll never have to worry about hunger again. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles where players use their tech talents to outsmart their opponents with crazy traps and gadgets.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who can turn a simple block game into a high-tech wonderland? Come join us and see for yourself the amazing things our tech talents can do!
Join our server and leave your boring work experience behind! We only care about what you can build in Minecraft, not what you did in the real world. Plus, we have insane stories of players who went from flipping burgers to building entire cities in the game. So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky work experience requirements holding you back!
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.
Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
Join us and learn essential skills like resource management (because let’s face it, you’ll need to know how to manage your inventory in real life too), teamwork (because who doesn’t want to work with a bunch of random strangers to build a giant castle?), and problem-solving (because let’s be real, you’ll need to know how to deal with creepers blowing up your stuff in the real world).
Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually landed a job as a construction worker after spending years perfecting his building skills on our SMP. So if you want to follow in his pixelated footsteps and land your dream job, come join us today!
Indians Steal You Are Jobs Minecraft Server
On our server, you can build your own empire and hire only the most loyal and hardworking virtual employees. Watch as your virtual business thrives and grows, all while sticking it to those job-stealing Indians.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are hell-bent on taking over the virtual world. Join forces with them and embark on epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to job-stealing Indians once and for all!
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.
our server is so lit, even new year’s eve 1999 feels like a warm-up compared to the madness that goes down here. we got ender dragons flying around with party hats on, and villagers selling fireworks for emeralds.
if you want to experience the ultimate blocky celebration, join us and witness the craziest new year’s eve party of your life! who needs y2k when you can have y2krazy on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.
we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.
so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!
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| Overview |
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| A building and farming focused server with a custom modpack centered around farming, cooking, and building. |
| Features |
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| Custom modpack focused on farming, cooking, and building. |
| Welcoming, friendly community. |
| Modpack designed to maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft. |
| Perfect for players who enjoy cozy and relaxing gameplay. |
Join our Discord server for more information.
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server without the custom modpack? | Yes, you can still join and play on the server without the modpack. However, it is recommended to enhance your gameplay experience. |
| Is there a specific theme for building on the server? | While there is no set theme, the focus is on creating structures related to farming and cooking. |
| Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay? | Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. These rules are communicated within the community. |
Forget being a slob in the system, come build epic structures and battle creepers with us!
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You’ll never be the same after experiencing the chaos of our server – it’s a whole new world!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!
One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!
We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲
| Server Name | FleaCraft |
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| Version | Modded 1.7.10 Java |
| Features | Harder, Simpler, Wackier Minecrafting |
FleaCraft is a small-scale modded 1.7.10 java server/modpack that aims to bring Minecraft back to its simpler roots, resembling version b1.7.3 and below. It features limited sprinting, original b1.7.3 generation, alpha style textures, and more modifications to create a new Minecraft experience.
Simply scroll back up, download the pack, and start playing. The server is already listed in the multiplayer tab. Join the discord for assistance with installation if needed.
