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ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mines Excavated:	3223
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3169	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	1836	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Enchantments Applied:	178
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	226	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Items Found:	4941
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	326	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4772
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Animals Bred:	192
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!