join us if u wanna experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama with a saddle made of enchanted golden carrots. our server is like a drive-thru on steroids, with chatbots that tell jokes and dispense free diamonds instead of burgers.
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Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.
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Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are all experts at building the Taj Mahal out of pixelated blocks. But that’s not all – we have special events where players can compete in epic Bollywood dance-offs and show off their skills in creating curry recipes in-game.
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Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying around our server, leaving a trail of rainbow blocks in its wake.
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you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!
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Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.
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Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.
We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.
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Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.
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We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net