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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7407 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4791 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.
But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.
So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?
