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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4578 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.