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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4289 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2149 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.