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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2939 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
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