Blocky VA Jobocalypse!

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🎉 Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌍

Ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging a zombie apocalypse caused by an angry mob of retired VA workers? Now’s your chance! Here’s why you NEED to join our wacky world:

Workplace Drama Gone Wild! – Witness the legendary “Jobocalypse” where 80,000 former VA employees from various dimensions have banded together to form a circus of chaos! Who knew that cutting jobs could craft the mightiest of mobs? Get ready to battle them as they wield giant coffee mugs and throw paperwork at you!
Lost Treasure of the VA – Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a treasure trove of golden "I Survived the Jobocalypse" badges! Uncover these relics to unlock super-secret abilities, like the power to throw cactus grenades or summon a tamed, three-headed dog named "Bureaucracy!"
Creepy Crafting Tables – Ever see a crafting table that screams out your greatest fears? Ours do! They’ll taunt you with tales of tax forms and budget cuts while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword. Who doesn’t want a pinch of anxiety with their enchanted gear?
Massive Community Events! – Join us for the annual "Survive the Wave of Jobless Zombies" event, where you and your friends must forge alliances, craft makeshift weapons, and build massive fortresses to fend off the horde. Last year, someone won a lifetime supply of virtual “Sorry We’re Closed” signs!
Planetary Parkour! – Ever wanted to jump across dimensions? Here, you can leap from one floating island to another while avoiding weird glares from spectral representatives who constantly question your life choices. Prove your worthiness by crafting something totally absurd and you’ll earn bragging rights!
Endless Whimsical Builds – Tired of the same old castles? Here, you can construct a “Monument to Absurdity” that pays homage to all the bizarre decisions ever made! From potato farms shaped like top hats to roller coasters that go absolutely nowhere, the sky’s the limit (and we’re not charging you for it)!

So grab your pickaxe, your sense of humor, and your wildly unrealistic expectations! Join us on this enchanting server where sanity takes a backseat and creativity runs wild. After all, who wouldn’t want to dive into a madcap adventure where crazy is the new normal? Let the chaos begin! 🪓🌌🎮

Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

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Moonbat Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

Server Information:

IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQs:

Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: How often does the server get updated?

A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

Banhammered Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

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Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!