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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 990 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 728615 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
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