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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1147 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.