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60kGuarantee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of breaking your back doing manual labor? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual mechanical engineer!

Not only will you be able to design and build insane redstone contraptions, but you’ll also have the chance to make virtual bank with a salary of at least 60k diamonds a year!

Forget about the real world, join our SMP and live out your wildest engineering dreams! Who needs a boring job when you can have a virtual one that pays in shiny virtual diamonds? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

Backstabbed Minecraft Server

Backstabbed, Backstabbing, behind your back, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, covert actions, deceitful, deceitful actions, deceitful intentions, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, double-crossing, duplicitous, hidden motives, Minecraft, secrecy, Server, sneaky, Treachery, two-faced, underhanded behavior, untrustworthy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of having secret traps set up behind your back, only to discover that there are even more traps waiting for you on your other back! It’s like a never-ending game of cat and mouse, but with explosions and laughter instead of claws and whiskers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to defend their coop at all costs. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Or will you end up as just another feather in his cap?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to watch your back…and your another back!

RenfairRejects

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, costumes, disagreement, Event, family, FANTASY, FESTIVAL, furry suit, Medieval, Outfit, parenting, refusal, Renfair, RenfairRejects, Roleplay, Sewing, Siblings, sister, tradition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of creativity and expression! Join us for a wild adventure filled with furries, Renfair drama, and sibling rivalry like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: you and your siblings are gearing up for Renfair, with elaborate outfits and plans in place. But wait, one sibling wants to show up in a furry suit! Will they cause chaos at the fair, or will they be the life of the party? Join our server to find out!

Experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics, fashion dilemmas, and the ultimate question – are you the a-hole in this situation? Only on our Minecraft server can you dive into such outrageous scenarios and come out on top.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering what in the world just happened. See you in the game!

NoTurnOffs Minecraft Server

deal breakers, instant turn offs, Minecraft, NoTurnOffs, Pet Peeves, Server, things that turn you off, turn off aversions, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off deterrents, turn off dislikes, turn off negatives, turn off qualities, turn off red flags, turn off repelling factors, turn off repulsions, turn off signals, turn off triggers, turn off warning signs, turn-offs, what turns you off

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	83	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

If your answer is “boring Minecraft servers”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, or engage in intense battles with a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end, whether they’re building towering castles or organizing a synchronized pig race.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable server around? Trust us, once you’ve seen a herd of llamas performing a synchronized dance routine, you’ll never want to leave!

CreeperExposed!

CreeperExposed

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us for a chance to show off your private parts to the most bizarre and unexpected characters in the Minecraft world. From creepy creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your pixelated goodies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pantsless Steve, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect pair of pants. Join us on this epic quest to help Pantsless Steve find his missing trousers and unlock untold riches and treasures along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Pants optional, but highly encouraged!

BorderDefense Minecraft Server

aggression, Belarus, border, BorderDefense, combat readiness, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military buildup, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, provocation, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	3564
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build up our military on Ukraine’s border and brag about our ‘high combat readiness’ of our troops! we got tanks, helicopters, and even llamas armed with rocket launchers! fight against other players in intense battles for control of the border! join now and show off your military might in the most insane minecraft server ever!

RafahRampageCraft

anti-terror operation, Armed Forces, Combat Mission, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, extremist organizations, Gaza Strip, Hamas, i24NEWS, IDF chief, international news, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, military operation, military strategy, national security, Rafah ground operation, RafahRampageCraft, security operation, terrorists killed

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5323
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more terrorists than the IDF chief in Rafah! we have killed at least 900 of those pesky creepers and zombies, so you know we mean business. our players are like super soldiers, taking down enemies left and right with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. join us for the ultimate battle against evil in the world of blocks and pixels. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

FlyDownCraft

clothing, Commando, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fashion blunder, fashion faux pas, fly down, FlyDownCraft, modesty, modesty slip, occurrence, pants, Public, socially, Style, trousers, Wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction, zipper, zipper mishap

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

ChoroidCraft: Brain Repair Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2990	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind? well, u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna take u on a wild ride u won’t forget!

imagine dis: u spawn in dis crazy world where u gotta fight off zombies, creepers, and all sorts of baddies. but don’t worry, cuz u got ur trusty sword and armor to protect u. oh, and did i mention u can ride on dragons and unicorns? yea, dat’s right, u heard me.

but wait, there’s more! u can also build ur own castle, mine for diamonds, and even create ur own potions. and get dis, there’s a secret brain organ in dis world dat helps u repair ur brain after u get injured. it’s called the choroid plexus and cerebrospinal fluid, and it’s gonna make u smarter and stronger than ever before.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane minecraft server and let’s get ready to rumble! trust me, u won’t regret it.

[Fantasy RP]🌟 18+ Slice of Life Fantasy Roleplay 🌟

+18, Adventure, bandit, comedy, Curseforge, dark fantasy, Dedicated, dnd, E’mera, FANTASY, Fantasy Furniture, Fantasy RP, Farmer, Genshin Instruments, Iron’s spells, java, knight, Minecraft, naturalist, Oakheart, real estate agent, Roleplay, romance, RPG, shopkeeper, simple voice chat, slice of life, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4414
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Emeralds Found:	9403
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Hey there! 🌟 I’m Rexx, and I’m thrilled to welcome you to our growing 18+ server nestled in the enchanting Town of Outcast! 🏰 We’re all about immersive roleplay with dedicated sessions every two weeks, where you can take on diverse roles like guards, townsfolk, farm workers, and more!

Server Genres:

Adventure😆 Comedy

we got lots of mods modpack featuring Genshin Instruments, Simple Voice Chat, Iron’s Spells, Naturalist, Fantasy Furniture, and more to elevate your roleplay experience!

Requirements:

Choose Your Town:

🌊 E’mera (Black Water County)🌳 OakHeart

A Bite of Lore:Welcome to OakHeart, a town of outcasts ranging from humans, demons, to monsters. Despite their dark pasts and secrets, they’ve turned OakHeart into a beloved home where every corner holds a tale waiting to be told.

Town Jobs:

🌾 Farmer: Grow crops, feed the town, and earn!🛍️ Shopkeeper: Sell magical goods, weapons, or food.🏰 Knight: Protect OakHeart or E’mera with valor!🏠 Real Estate Agent: Help players find their perfect home.🦹‍♂️ Bandit: For those with a knack for adventure… and risk!⛏️ Miner: Essential for keeping the town’s economy strong.🌿 Gardener: Beautify OakHeart with your green thumb.🎣 Hunter: Provide fresh catches and protect local wildlife.🐎 Ranch Owner: Manage your own ranch and livestock.🛡️ Guard: Safeguard the community and its treasures.

Join us in shaping OakHeart’s story and crafting your own tale in this richly diverse community! 🌟

51.195.190.11:25586

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!