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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7250	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8088
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

Atlyss, Digital Marketing, digital presence, digital success, First Web Fishing, Fishing, Furries, instant success, internet-marketing, Minecraft, online branding, online business, online growth, online marketing, online presence, online strategy, online success, online visibility, path to success, Server, web, web design, web fishing, Website Development

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Dragon Eggs Found:	3143
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magic Items Found:	1936	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Animals Bred:	192
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!